{"product_id":"funny-bumper-sticker-get-off-my-ass-you-sick-freak","title":"Funny Bumper Sticker - Get off my ass you sick freak","description":"Get off my ass you sick freak - High Quality Bumper Sticker\n\nPrinted on thick glossy vinyl, these stickers are waterproof, UV-protected, and dishwasher safe, perfect for cars, laptops, coolers, and water bottles, wherever you want to stick them. Retailers love them as impulse buys, giftable add-ons, and conversation starters.\n\n• Size: 8.5\" × 5\" standard bumper sticker\n\n• Material: Premium glossy vinyl with permanent adhesive\n\n• Durability: Waterproof, weatherproof, UV-protected; fade-resistant inks (up to 4 years)\n\n• Use cases: Cars, laptops, water bottles, coolers\n\n• Packaging: Loose or display options (ask about display packages)\n\n• Origin: Designed \u0026amp; printed in the USA\n\n• MSRP: $9.75 each or sell 6 packs for $36 | Case pack: 6 per design - great margins! \n\n“Held up amazingly through rain and snow.” —Alexa ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\n\nAlso pink and super cute.  Perfect for counter filler and for holidays perfect for stocking stuffers or funny gifts ","brand":"The Funnel Cake Tree","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51760230433079,"sku":null,"price":11.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0741\/0840\/4023\/files\/a1c3f62350f9365381ee9bce118dafdcd08835f773c45907bc246389d65132ca.jpg?v=1772982409","url":"https:\/\/thehappyhangoutllc.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-bumper-sticker-get-off-my-ass-you-sick-freak","provider":"The Happy Hangout LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}